Anything Under the Sun
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Keyboard for Russian Blondes
Russian computer company Sven has released a "Keyboard for Blondes". This device, which is pink, has all the familiar keys going under unfamiliar names. The space bar is marked as "The Longest Key". "Enter" is now the "OK Key" or "The Largest Key", and all the function keys F1 through F12 are marked: "You don't need those keys". Numbers are spelt out and the Caps Lock is "The Key for Large Letters". Sven says the new keyboard is bound to become a hit in Russia. A large part of the Russian female population is blonde, and Russians love to laugh at themselves, the company said.
I wonder what will happen if this type of "Keyboard" was invented in any other country. Probably, the company will face lawsuits from Blondes who are "not able to laugh at themselves".
By the way, have you heard of the blonde joke......
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, "Yes."
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."